*stares blankly at monitor* “And then she greeted death as an old friend, and went with him gladly.”
“Yeah…wow…cool. Your 12-day trip to Greece sounds super awesome. Um, do you know if we’re out of donut-flavored K cups? Are we ordering more soon or what? I just really need some caffeine RN.”
10 a.m. Staff Meeting
Boss: “Unless you all have anything else, I think we’re finished!”
Coworker: “Actually, I have a few items I’d like to discuss.”
THE. HANGER. IS. REAL.
Boss: “Hey, before you guys head to lu-”
When your colleague says, “Boy, the day’s really flying by!”
*daydreaming about retirement*
That moment when you realize there’s still TWO HOURS left.
Why. Is. Time. Moving. So. Slowly.
“LAURA HAS NO MASTER!” *pulls sock out of desk, sprints through door*
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