No one told you life was gonna be this way. Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A. There is a time for ROTH IRAs and black coffee and tax wizards and sadness, and that time is 100% not today.
Turn your speakers up, kids. It’s time to grow down.
1. Stressed Out
Billing Address: Treehouse in Backyard 👌
Sorry to all the tax wizards out there ✌️
3. Grow Up
“I’m a princess, I don’t want to be the queen.” That sounds like a rib tattoo in the making.
4. Dancing Queen
Current Mood: Villager at 2:36
5. Here’s to Never Growing Up
Too much eyeliner ✔️ Teen angst ✔️ Unnecessary necktie ✔️
The gang’s all here.
6. I’ll Be There
I think we can all agree this hasn’t been our day, month, or even our year. #bye2016
If you don’t mind some vulgarity, check out Jenna Marbles’ hit single “I Hate Being a Grown-Up” for a stirring encore performance.