Every year movie buffs gather round the television to watch as the rich and famous divy up awards that cost more than you car for movies you’ve never heard of, making you feel culturally inept. As with every awards show, there are roughly 3 billion categories at the Oscars. However, I believe it should be 3 billion and 1. Tell me, where is the category for “Best Fake Movie” of the year? Don’t you find that more relevent than “Best Documentary Short Subject”? I mean, what does that even mean? Is that code for mockumentary? Why does it deserve it’s own category?
Only Steven Spielberg knows.
The point is, America, we cannot stand for this kind of injustice. We are a nation of the people, by George. To redeem the Oscars for this oversight, I’ve decided to hold my own ceremony, exclusively for fake films. At the regular Oscars, only the stars get a say in the winners. Well, at the Fake Oscars, YOU get the vote. So put on your old prom dress/tux and join me for the 2013 Fake Oscar’s red carpet. Do note that fake dates are welcome at the Fake Oscars. Now, please take your seat as we are ready to begin.
Ladies and gentlemen, this year’s nominees for “Best Fake Film” are:
Doug: The Movie
Directed by DrCoolSex
Mario Kart: The Movie
Directed by DrCoolSex
Dora the Explorer
Directed by CollegeHumor
Trailer for Every Oscar-Winning Movie Ever
Directed by Cracked
Movie The Movie
Directed by JimmyKimmelLive
Who will the Oscar go to? The suspense is killing you, I know. Well, friends, at the Fake Oscars, the power is in your hands. Vote now!
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